My Dad Wrote A Porno

‚ÄčThe title may be a bit misleading. To my knowledge my father has never written a porno, but the same can’t be said for Jamie Morton. 

For this guy, he has to live with the knowledge that his own dad did indeed write a porno. He then decided to do the thing any sane person would do of course, he got together with two of his friends and made a podcast where he reads out every line!

Red background with yellow gold lace. Text reads

I found this concept fantastic. It was guaranteed laughter from the off. Not least because, from the first line, you realise just how bad the ‘novels’ are! 

Belinda Blinked, a story by Rocky Flintstone (a wonderful pen name), is the story of Belinda Blumenthal, a highly sexed enterprising young lady who works as the World Wide Sales Director in Pots and Pans. Very few chapters go without some kind of (often biologically impossible) sex, and those that do… Well they aren’t the most exciting, as the trio will tell you, many times over, to our amusement. 

The thing about this podcast is just how hilarious it is. I mean, laughing until your sides hurt out in public with earphones in hilarious. I know I cried a few times from laughter on the bus to work! Sometimes it is the story that makes you laugh out loud, but often it is the add ins from Alice Levine and James Cooper, alongside Jamie himself. The title alone is ridiculously long and humorous (and yes I am being serious);

Belinda Blinked; 1 A modern story of sex, erotica and passion. How the sexiest sales girl in business earns her huge bonus by being the best at removing her high heels.

So far they have done two series, the first two stories, but if I remember rightly they said in one of the later episodes that already eight ‘books’ had been written and self published to Amazon. 

Yes, you saw that right, these are, of course, self published masterpieces, and each one has been released on Amazon Kindle. However those who prefer paperback need not despair, the trio worked alongside Rocky to write a book, in the style of a York notes study guide. Complete with annotations and notes from the author, the book can be brought online and in any good bookstore. I myself have a copy, and it’s wonderful red cover and gold lettering looks a lot fancier than the content inside! I haven’t read it yet, but once I’ve done a bit more of my Wicca reading it is next on my list for sure. I mean come on, they even include the official drinking game inside! 

If you want to give it a go, check out their website, and definitely start listening! I absolutely love it and, again rating it is easy this week. Five stars without a doubt, I really can’t wait for their next series. 

5 black stars
Without a doubt.

Tomorrow I am talking about something more general again, my dream job! Look out for the link on social media, or give me a follow if you want to stay up to date on all of my posts! 

If you do listen, or just enjoyed the review, leave a comment down below or give me a shout on social media and tell me what you think, I will always respond! 

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